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Two kinds of joke. Pick one.

The same short shelf, sorted by what the book is actually doing to them.

A sincere first counting book. The person in it has a mortgage.

One title

Every line is perfectly innocent. Read one out loud and see.

One title

Or by the day it has to survive

The first anniversary is paper. This is technically paper.

Turning forty is hard. This won’t help.

For reading aloud in the limo. Hold onto something.

Thirty years of loyal service. Finally, some recognition.

Blame: coming soon

Stolen three times. Opened once. Discussed forever.

He said he didn’t want anything. Here’s nothing, with his face on it.

One photo. One real book. A lifetime of them bringing it up at dinner.

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