How it works

One photo in. One book out.

Everything between your photo and their face on a printed page, in order.

  1. A hand drops a printed photo into the slop machine’s hopper.

    Feed it one photo.

    One clear photo of them, face visible. Up to three if you have them. Not the one from the wedding. Okay, fine. The one from the wedding.

  2. The slop machine shakes and steams, rivets popping off.

    It does its thing.

    It draws their character first, and you meet it before you pay. Doesn’t look like them? Redraw it yourself, free, up to six a day, before you order. Then it writes and draws the whole book.

  3. A finished picture book pops out of the slop machine’s chute.

    A real book comes out.

    Your digital copy comes first. Pick a printed edition and we print it, bind it and ship it to your door. What happens when they open it is between you, them and everyone filming.

The whole process, in order

  1. You upload photos
  2. You meet their character
  3. You approve it and pay
  4. We write and draw the book
  5. Your digital copy arrives
  6. We print and bind it
  7. We ship it
  8. They open it
  9. You apologize

Somebody you love deserves this. We’re so sorry.

One photo. One real book. A lifetime of them bringing it up at dinner.

Make their book

From $19.99 · Character redraws: free, up to six a day · Digital copy with every printed book