40th birthdays

Funny 40th birthday gifts

Forty is the most-shopped gag-gift birthday there is, so the gift has to be specific to survive it. Send one photo and a few true things about them and they become the subject of a printed picture book for adults.

Over the hill, in full color, properly bound.

Make their book

A hand holds gold number balloons for a 40th birthday; the 4 is backwards

The book to blame

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A sample spread

TEN! Little Denise holds up a phone full of thumbs-up replies and a label-tape checklist of the family.

Ten thousand steps!

Denise tells the family.

The family says well done.

Denise counts who said well done.

Ten Little Fingers: Denise’s First Counting Book, pages 24–25. Finished art, printed as drawn.

How it works

  1. A hand drops a printed photo into the slop machine’s hopper.

    Feed it one photo.

  2. The slop machine shakes and steams, rivets popping off.

    It does its thing.

  3. A finished picture book pops out of the slop machine’s chute.

    A real book comes out.

The whole process

Questions

What’s a good funny 40th birthday gift?

The most specific one you can manage. A book starring them, written from the details you send, beats another over-the-hill mug.

Is this an over-the-hill gift?

It is, without a single candle joke.

Can it be read out at the party?

Yes. Short, deadpan text faces a picture, with the amount of text varying by page. Somebody always ends up performing it.

How does it work, and what do you need from me?

You pick the book, send one clear photo of them and a few true things about them. We write and illustrate the book from that. You must confirm they’re an adult (18 or older), they’re willing to star in a gag book, and you have permission to share their photo.

Will it arrive in time?

We print and bind the book after you order it, so it isn’t instant — and we won’t promise a date here that we can’t keep for your address. Order with room to spare. If the day is close, write to hello@hellosorry.com first and we’ll tell you honestly whether it can make it.

More occasions

Many hands crowd in to sign a farewell card at once; one of them is signing with a banana

Coworker leaving

Everybody signs the card. One person brings the book.

Blame: coming soon

All occasions

Somebody you love deserves this. We’re so sorry.

One photo. One real book. A lifetime of them bringing it up at dinner.

Make their book

From $19.99 · Character redraws: free, up to six a day · Digital copy with every printed book