One photo in. One book out. What happens in the slop machine stays in the slop machine.
From $19.99 · digital, softcover or hardcover · character redraws: free, up to six a day
Not actually Denise. Yours will be.
Three stops between your photo and the best worst gift they’ve ever opened.
Each one stars them.
A first counting book for Denise. Counts all the way to ten.
TEN! Ten is the biggest number there is. Denise checked.
$29.99printed, plus shipping
Make this oneSteve has wood. Every morning, first thing.
“There it is,” says Steve.
$29.99printed, plus shipping
Make this one
This is Denise.
Denise is learning to count.
Denise is very good at counting.
Denise keeps count of everything.
Let’s count along with Denise!
Hard as oak, Steve. And long.
Pick yours. We’ll tell you which book to blame.
The first anniversary is paper. This is technically paper.
Blame: Steve Has Morning Wood →
For reading aloud in the limo. Hold onto something.
Blame: Steve Has Morning Wood →
He said he didn’t want anything. Here’s nothing, with his face on it.
Blame: Ten Little Fingers →A real person looks at every printed book. Digital copies go straight to you.
Every book comes with the Hello Sorry Guarantee.
Dear Customer,
We stand behind every book we make, sometimes nervously.
What we cover, in the same words as the guarantee page and the terms:
Meet their character before you pay. Doesn’t look like them? Redraw it yourself, free, up to six a day, before you order.
Arrived damaged? Send us a photo of the damage within 30 days of delivery and we reprint it, free.
A printing or quality problem with a printed book? Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we reprint it or refund you.
A quality problem with a digital edition? Tell us within 30 days of purchase and we fix it or refund you.
If one of those is you:
Email hello@hellosorry.com from the address on your order with your order number, what went wrong and, for a printed book, a photo of the problem. A real person will reply, and apologize.
Sincerely sorry,
The ManagementOne price per book, plus shipping, quoted at checkout once we know where it is going. Printed books come with the digital copy.
$19.99digital copy
The whole book on any screen. For the group chat, or for showing them on the day.
$29.99printed, plus shipping
The classic. Light enough to pass around the table, sturdy enough to survive it.
$39.99printed, plus shipping
For the friend who deserves to keep this forever. Harder to lose, harder to throw away.
Secure checkout · No subscriptions · No surprises, except the one you’re giving
Recipients are 18 or older.
Yes. Their face is the one thing we get right on purpose. You meet their character before you pay. Doesn’t look like them? Redraw it yourself, free, up to six a day, before you order.
Yes.
No. You meet their character before you pay. The book is written and drawn after you order.
You upload a photo and meet their character before you pay; redraws are free, up to six a day. Then you order, we write and draw the book, and your digital copy arrives by email when ready. For print we make and review the book first, then print, bind and ship; checkout shows shipping estimates for your address.
Digital is $19.99. Softcover is $29.99. Hardcover is $39.99. Printed books include the digital copy. Shipping is quoted at checkout for wherever it is going. No subscriptions.
Yes. Every printed book comes with the digital copy, and it arrives first. Show them on the day; the printed one follows.
We print and ship to more than 170 countries; the checkout lists every one. Shipping is quoted there, before you pay. The digital edition works anywhere.
Yes. Add up to three sidekicks, with one to three photos each, and they appear alongside the star.
You tell us about them in your own words. The slop machine does the rest.
It goes to Anthropic for the photo check and to OpenAI to draw their character, both before you pay, then into making the book. Never sold, shared with advertisers, posted publicly or used to train AI models. Photo deleted 30 days after delivery. The Privacy Policy and Photo & AI Policy carry the whole rule.
Yes. When you add their photo, you confirm they’re an adult who’d be fine starring in a gag book. No coworkers you barely know, no celebrities, no exes. Especially no exes.
Only if your boss would find it funny and you would like to keep your job. We can help with the first part.
Then you’ll need a different kind of apology.
Very. Full-color pages, properly bound, shipped to your door. Heavy enough to throw. Please don’t.
The books are written in English, whatever language you’re reading this in. The site comes in other languages too; the globe at the top of every page lists them.
One photo. One real book. A lifetime of them bringing it up at dinner.
Make their bookFrom $19.99 · Character redraws: free, up to six a day · Digital copy with every printed book
